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What do you call a list of positives and negatives about teaching inmates to write novels?

The pros and cons of prose and cons.

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as all the tables couldn't start playing until they agreed who got to be the car.

2. Jeff Bezos arranged for his fiancée to go into space this week...

She said she loved the trip, but admitted it wasn't what she was thinking when she asked him to use his big rocket to send her to heaven.

3. The earliest known book on cheese has been transcribed and put online...

It was thought the text was originally about milk, but then someone accidentally left it sitting in the sun

4. I know a bit about computers . . .

which is technically the least. It isn't really helpful though, since I can only tell if it is on or off.

5. Engineers have invented a car that runs on parsley...

Now they're experimenting with busses, trains and airplanes to run on thyme!

6. What’s Aquaman’s favourite country in Europe?

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7. What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters.

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8. I just invented silent tennis. It's just like regular tennis

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10. I asked my wife to sing with me.

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